mollyemo (mollyemo) wrote in a_box_of_stupid,
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"Do I feel lucky?"

Well, this one day, I went to the shooting range, and then I drove over to my greenhouse. I was busy working with the plants when some guy drove up looking for directions. I walked over to him to ask what he wanted, but he seemed all hesitant and jumpy. I wondered why until I realized I still had my .44 Magnum strapped to my hip. Then I said: "Go ahead, make my day." And then I shot him.
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